Guide for teen racists.

Hello, and welcome to the latest pamphlet by anti-racism groups around Australia.

This latest in the series in targeted at post-to-currently-pubescent males, a demographic that particularly struggles with the idea that a skin colour doth not a person make.

It's entitled:

Boobs is as boobies bounce.

AKA: Boobs Is Boobs,
All Folk Have Boobs,
Boobies Are Racy - Not Racist,
and: No One's From Mars, Everyone's From Earth, And Here's Boobs.


These are from The Age.

Now, all males should look at the images above (OK, to the side, damn HTML), and guess which one is Australian?

You can't tell can you?

Would you like to know?

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The answer is: Who cares? They've got boobs.

You see, before you decided to be a racist, it is important to consider the following:
A) Chicks don't think racism is attractive.
B) Australia is very multicultural - if you neglect certain 'races' or 'backgrounds' as being unsavory, you are reducing your likelihood of getting laid - this may even stem from a deep desire to be homosexual. By first rejecting women of certain nationalities, and then extending that to all women, racism may be a sign of your sexual tendencies.
C) Boobs.

So don't be gay*, be racism-free today!


* in the non-sexual-preference-specific-purely-derogatory-some-of-my-best-friends-are-crack-humpers way.