Simpson + donkey = Aus.

'EDUCATION Minister Brendan Nelson has bluntly told Islamists who do not want to accept and teach Australian values that they should "clear off".'

Simpson and his donkey apparently epitomize Australian values.

Simpson went around with his donkey providing what we now call an ambulance service in World War 1. Now, as this is representative of Australia, he charged a massive fee for this, unless they were a Simpson & Donkey Service subscriber, much like the ambulance service today. Also, quite often random other Australian’s wouldn’t like his gung-ho approach when transporting injured peoples, and would get in his way, or refuse to move if already in his way, as happens all too often for Australian ambulances.

Furthermore, once Simpson had reached the Medical Corps tents, they would be made to sit and wait, bleeding or not, for many numbers of hours, for no apparent reason. Unless they had enough money to invest in medical insurance, in which case they were considerably more valuable, as they obviously were rich, and were treated far more promptly. Also, continuing with the Aussie spirit, if they injured person was also a celebrity, say, the early 20th century version of Kylie, hospital beds were made empty, so the celebrity could have a little bit more peace.

Actually I just made up all the above, Simpson didn’t charge anything, he is a true Aussie hero, and I'd just like to apologize for suggesting otherwise, and there may not have been private military hospitals.