Evolution renamed.

Campus Crusade for Christ Australia has announced modifications to the intelligent design campaign this week. “To design or create something as impressive as an entire world and critters to populate said world, you’d have to agree, is incredibly intelligent. Hence ‘intelligent design’ seems an adequate description.” Says Bill Hodgson head of CCCA.

“By the same token, evolution does not require any intelligence or even any intervention whatsoever; the name is ambiguous. A change is in order, and we will would like to announce we will campaign so that science classes around the country shall be taught 'intelligent design' and the more aptly titled 'stupid evolution' side by side.”

John Howard has stated yesterday that “recent Senate events have resulted in the coalition to become more reliant on Family First. The ‘stupid-evolution’ changes will be rushed through by the usual method, education funding blackmail against the states.” The events the PM is referring to could be the recent incidents involving Barnaby Joyce’s allusion that he could “shove his slimy head into his arse if he thinks I’m not going to block every Liberal party bill for the next 6 years.”

A leaked email to Barnaby from the Prime Minister urged him to toe the line, or else “I’ll have to suck arse to that bible basher”

Minister for Education, Brendan Nelson made an unscheduled doorstop interview, “I don’t know the facts of the situation, I don’t know what the PM has said or agreed to, but I completely agree with him.”