Evolution renamed.
Campus Crusade for Christ Australia has announced modifications to the intelligent design campaign this week. “To design or create something as impressive as an entire world and critters to populate said world, you’d have to agree, is incredibly intelligent. Hence ‘intelligent design’ seems an adequate description.” Says Bill Hodgson head of CCCA.
“By the same token, evolution does not require any intelligence or even any intervention whatsoever; the name is ambiguous. A change is in order, and we will would like to announce we will campaign so that science classes around the country shall be taught 'intelligent design' and the more aptly titled 'stupid evolution' side by side.”
John Howard has stated yesterday that “recent Senate events have resulted in the coalition to become more reliant on Family First. The ‘stupid-evolution’ changes will be rushed through by the usual method, education funding blackmail against the states.” The events the PM is referring to could be the recent incidents involving Barnaby Joyce’s allusion that he could “shove his slimy head into his arse if he thinks I’m not going to block every Liberal party bill for the next 6 years.”
A leaked email to Barnaby from the Prime Minister urged him to toe the line, or else “I’ll have to suck arse to that bible basher”
Minister for Education, Brendan Nelson made an unscheduled doorstop interview, “I don’t know the facts of the situation, I don’t know what the PM has said or agreed to, but I completely agree with him.”
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First up - Lol !
Do you think if the CCCA produces any 'Intelligent Design Explained' Cartoons featuring Jesus hovering above the scene while he describes 'and yea, for it was so', that he'd be on the cross, or off it?
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Yay my first spam. That sorted out the 'should I allow anonymous commenting?' question.
mikey, whilst they're on a roll of completely ignoring the tenants of their own faith, and most likely being linked to AoG, I'd say they'd have him blinged up to the nines with gold jewelry.
...blinged up to the nines with gold jewelry...
ROFLMAO !
It's amazing how some members of certain churches in Oz are now largely ignoring the whole 'it'd be easier getting a camel through the eye of a needle than a rich man into heaven' thing, whilst maintaining healthy respect for the stoning those not of the right sexual orientation rule.
Idiots.
This Spam intrigues me. Was it herbal offers to increase your ychram, or more the anti-secular variety?
Loans, real estate, pharmaceuticals, etc. Damn spammers with their... music.
So cause this is an ASP related thing, ie webform type stuff, does that mean a spammer is physically keying it in, or is there some sort of Spammer program that looks for stuff like this to insert it in?
Spammers. The E-Equivalent of pederasts ...
Spam bots.. automated annoyances.
Well, things are getting bad, but we still aren;t as bad as the golld ole' US of A, where 48% of people believe in creationism and 46% of people describe themselves as evangelical or born-again christians,
Does that mean only 52% of Americans are actually sane?
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