Screw you Prentice Hall and the horse you rode in on.

As I prop my eye-lids open with another coffee, and try to decypher an inane text-book for the Assignment due in about 11 odd hours, I'd just like to comment on the dickhead who wrote this book.

You are a twat.

"it is more important to note the orthogonality between autonomy and heterogeneity"

This is a book about freakin' databases, go pander your elegant linguistics someplace else, I'm trying to learn. I expect simple language, not extravagant garbage that makes me look up dictionaries, lord help the international students.

Yes I went to public school, shut up.