CIVS

I think there really needs to be a public awareness program and distributable pamphlet about the following:

Chronically Ignorant Voter Syndrome.

C.I.V.S. is barely recognised by the medical community, but it affects 8 out of every 10 Australians.

The results, if untreated, can be devastating.
· Irritability
· Difficulties at work.
· A drastic loss of weight to one side of the hip region.
· Emotional breakdowns every 3 or so years.

The rate of CIVS is directly proportional to the quantity of bovine stool that emanates from around Canberra.

It is paramount that this pollution be kept in check to secure a healthy democracy for this country.

Please help, together we can find a cure.
To help, please attempt as many of the following as possible:
Newspaper readership
Non-commercial television experience
Donations and participation in a political party that doesn't begin with the letter L.

.... Because quite frankly, it's beyond a joke, like watching The Chaser & Co, it's funny cause it's true, but really, it's not funny, these smacktards are running the shop, and should be treated like a medical, nay mental, illness. We need programs, 12 step programs, a smack in the head and a 'wake up Jeff, your countries floating away sunshine'. The population needs to propped up on someone's lap, and have the state of the nation explained, wide-eyed and stupid-tailed.

Too much red for me.