Top tens

I got tagged by future President of Oceania Aleks - Anarcho Syndicalist, and so here are my top ten turn-on/offs, in order:

Top Ten Turn-Ons:

1. Being Green - with a passion. Like, an actual passion. I still don't understand why, but it just plain rocks.
2. Intellect, not full of trivia, but able to have brilliant thoughts.
3. A lady that listens to grunty angry music, and gets into it. And throws the horns. But also likes every piece of music that is not on commercial radio.
4. Instruments - playing music, badly or not, but with soul. Preferably bass or drums. Drums would be so hot.
5. A pretty face. A cute smile is OK, a riveting quirky cheeky grin is preferable.
6. A noice body - rocking curves, at least some slimness.
7. Cooking skills, actually make that "loves to cook".
8. Zest, spice, y'know, with a bit of a zing.
9. Hilarious wit
10. Spontanious
11. Drinks wine, but only from a cask, as to avoid any bourgeois threats from the liquor nazis. (SLAM!)

Top Ten Turn-Offs (This is tricky, trying to avoid antonyms)
1. Apathy/Lacking Empathy - horrid traits.
2. Stubborness
3. Temper at insignificant things. Throwing the remote at the TV during Question Time is acceptable.
4. Freckles - ick. (Sorry)
5. Worrying - it's pointless.
6. Heels (they're just wrong) but a -1 for moccies, +1 for CFMs.
7. Overexuberance - Too loud, scaring people. Turn it down.
8. Underexuberance - Is that a laugh or a pant? Turn it up.
9. Greed - or self-centered.
10. Materialistic, it's all ugly.

Picking is difficult, so I'm going to go eeny meeny miny mo and choo-choo choose Justine from http://justajutsa.blogspot.com/
And Watermelon Boy because he has the same large round coloured watery fruit association as I.