Refugees

TENSIONS have mounted today between Jakarta and Canberra, with another boat-load of asylum seekers.

"We do not recognize the legitimacy of those people as refugees, and stress the importance of their return" claimed John Howard, in regards to Italian-Australian's fleeing the island continent's persecution. Many of those fleeing Australia have committed a crime no more serious than flying an Italian flag.

"Please help us Indonesia," claims one Mario Spectariakakiso. "These Skippies want to kill us, they vilify and wish to maim us with flares and up-turned police cars."

Indonesia's Prime Minister, Sincerely-Bang-Banged-My-Little-YoYo, is quoted as saying: "my little bitch Johnny wants more of my four-inch wang? Bring it on."