AWB = WMD
World Dictator Aid Appeal.
Meet Saddam. He is a simple man, just your average brutal dictator, trying to make destructive ends meet in a war-torn, impoverished nation. Unlike most of us here in the West, he has no weapons of mass destruction to spare. He has no nuclear weapons left rotting in the fridge. No chemical weapons left to share with the rest of us after taking care of his own people. But help is available, the Australian Wheat Board, along with careful tactics provided by the Australian government, have sent a helping hand. $300 million is all it takes to provide the threat necessary to justify an invasion.
Seriously, what the hell.
posted by Larry Bonewend @ 4:46 pm
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(blows dust off trusty groat)
I bet you my favourite coin of currency that no minister of the Howard government resigns over this. Because that would be admitting they're a bunch of corrupt piggies at the trough. And we can't have that.
What would the world think of us?
I don't think resignation is on the cards (honesty and responsibility is not their forte.)
To Howard, I say only this: don't drop the soap.
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