Neglect.

I have been neglecting my blog. This is bad, for some reason. I haven't been paying much attention to world/local events.

There is a great deal of comfort allowed to those who remain ignorant, and I have to say, it's great not knowing shit. And stuff.

The newspapers have been getting sun-bleached in the driveway, and my brain is lulling down to the rank of average Australian.

And now, the real reason I haven't been blogging:

THE MISSUS PUT ALL MY HAND-WRITTEN BLOGGING NOTES INTO A BOX. THIS IS THE CONTENTS OF THE BOX:


I can't be bothered trying to find the topical ones, so just pretend I wrote something harshly critical of something or other.

Here's a picture of a bug from the Bugs From My Porch collection, because I like to take photo's of them:

Evil Bug says: "Arrrr.. when I grow up, I want to be as satanically disturbingly evil as George Bush."

Oh, just thought of something:

John Howard begins cabinet reshuffle: "With a lack of co-operation in the ranks, I have decided I will sit in every seat in parliament, and will finally abolish the minor parties, such as Labor, the Nats, and everyone else."