Jesus H Christ
Beholdst!
Doubters of the cross!
I have been blessed with the image of our Lord and Saviour(TM) in perishable goods, as is the style at this time.
Below is what I believe to be the most faithful supernatural rendition of Jesus, discovered many seconds ago, back before I had uploaded it via USB from the Handycam, in a slice of Prota-Pak Beef Dinner dog food:
It's Buddy Jesus - 'cause he's winking. My dogs ate Christ - should I give them wine?
posted by Larry Bonewend @ 11:23 pm
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8 Comments:
You let them EAT it??? You could have sold it to some sucker on Ebay!
Perhaps if one of them poops out something vaguely resembling Our Saviour you could flog that instead...
looks like a smiley.
I think selling shit may be violating eBay's hazardous waste clause.
But, get this:
"Humans, the human body, virtues or any human body parts are not permitted on eBay. Items that contain human hair (such as lockets) as well as skulls and skeletons that are used for medical purposes may be listed on eBay."
You could cast the dog-poo-christ in a perspex cube?
As for skeletons... I guess that's cool, so long as they aren't dug up from somewhere...
Remember, god is dog spelled backwards!
Is this an Emperor's New Clothes thing?
Cause I don't be seeing the Lord our Saviour(tm).
By the way, I am now the proud owner of a Roller Jesus action figure. Complete with 100% rolling action.
"I did not come to judge the world, but to save it" John 12:47
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OK it's a smiley face.
Is that the figure that "like the real Jesus, he's got tiny wheels in his feet so he can roll around whenever he's on a flat surface"?
I got Buddy Jesus, perhaps we could go outside and play .. uh.. Super Best Friends, you can be the second coming.
Everyone knows Jesus shall rule us from Jeruselem. It said so at the Christian exhibit at world expo '88.
Happy to bring my play set round to your place man. I can bring my Jesus Mountain. Actually, it's Snake Mountain from Masters of the Universe(tm), which I renamed thanks to a marker pen.
I painted skeletor red. He takes Roller Jesus up to the top of Jesus mountain and offers him the world. And Jesus says 'no way man, I'm wired for the sound of peace and love, not your ruler-trip.' Then he rolls off to the backing vocals of Cliff Richard doing 'Wired for Sound.'
Or Carrie doesn't live here anymore. I've yet to choose.
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