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Hello, this is a government service announcement.

It has been brought to our attention that many of you do not appear to have taken a warming to the shit sandwich we are serving. Despite our efforts to convince you that the meal offered is nasty, nutritious and good for the digestive system, you relent.

Might we remind you, that shit itself still contains many nutrients left over by the body, and that the sandwich can be lightly toasted, grilled, all at your individual discretion.

Keep in mind the following fact - it is the governments stern agenda to continue spending tax dollars in order to convince you to accept the shit sandwich in its entirety. Standing firm against its introduction makes you, the tax payer, personally responsible for further government spending on the matter.

The decision is yours. Now, say thank you, and lick my boots.