Friday, October 07, 2005

Playing the angelic devils advocate

Yes, it'd be funny if it weren't true.

The lunatics have officially taken over the asylum. I, for one, welcome our new insane overlords.
Actually, no I don't - *resistance to rant, failing..* what the hell? God TOLD you!? Did this happen while you were asleep, or on the can, when did this happen?! Perhaps you were sitting there, asking if you could go potty?

Was it an actual voice?
Did it sound a widdle bit wike Cheney?
C'moooon, George, don't go all coy now...
It did, didn't it.. Yes it did...
Did Dick tell you to say God told you to do it?
Geooooorge? Don't be naughty now, you can tell us, we're your friends.
Awww.. he did, that's a good boy George (heh), now you can have any three cookies from the jar. Remember, lies make baby Jesus cry.

Do they ever get tired of fuckin' with the idiot on the stand?

4 Comments:

At 8:07 pm, October 08, 2005, Blogger Mikey_Capital said...

LOL !

I wonder if he was taking a message from god when he sat for 7 minutes reading the goat story after learning a second plane had hit the world trade centre building?

That would explain the confused look on his face...

Maybe Karl Rove is the conduit to the Big Giant Head like in 3rd rock from the sun?

 
At 9:19 pm, October 08, 2005, Blogger Larry Bonewend said...

Yes, he did have a look of "oh Jesus, you leave me sitting here in front of a camera, reading a book for 3 year olds, when a big important disaster requiring a strong brave quick thinking leader. Is this a sign? If so, what of?"

"And now, back to the book."

 
At 11:24 pm, October 11, 2005, Blogger Mikey_Capital said...

I Katrina he played the guitar and cut some cake on a runway.

Hail to the Chief...

 
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