Wardrobe

I'm applying for a wardrobe change - specifically, just the collar. I'm thinking a nice shade of white*, instead of my existing blue-ish hue. Crap know's what my chances are, but I'll see how I go.

Does anyone else really truly hate interviews? 'Sell yourself' sounds far too much like 'bare your naked flesh and prostitute yourself to The Man.'

Or maybe I'm just cynical. Possibly not self-assured.

I'll assume I'll get whacked onto an AWA, with one of those Confidentiality Agreement clauses, stipulating what you can say about your pay or whatever (for some reason I've never been very successful at getting out of people what they can and can't say.. what's up with that?). A bit like blacked-out entries in a dictionary - you can't say this anymore. *shudders*

Oh well, can't hurt to try.

* I'm aware 'a shade of white' is a bit of a misnomer, stfu you pedantic mofo's.