Random bits of nonsensicals.

Wahoo - bits of the ocean are starting to glow for some strange reason. That fills me with the sort of confidence one can only have with FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK DID WE PUT INTO THE OCEAN???????????????

Does it uh.. yknow.. normally do that? Yknow - the GLOWING SO FREAKIN BRIGHT IT SHOWS UP ON A SATELLITE IMAGE!?!?

It's a quarter of a million meters in length. Bright enough to be seen from the stratosphere. Aurora Arabialice?

Anyone remember the end scene of The Abyss? But we haven't made any new nuclear... oh wait.. oh dear. Oh tsunamis.. Oh. *X-files music*

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"Vancouver is the world's most desirable place to live"

The best ten: "Vancouver, Melbourne, Vienna, Geneva, Perth, Adelaide, Sydney, Zurich, Toronto, Calgary"

Yes, 4 in Australia, 3 in Canada, 2 it Switzerland, 1 in Austria

Publicly funded health care anyone?

"The EIU study assessed nearly 40 indicators in five broad categories -- stability, healthcare, culture and environment, education and infrastructure"

C'mon Howard - you've knocked Melbourne down one notch - you can do better.

IF YOU DON'T WANT REFUGEES, MAKE AUSTRALIA WORSE!

Stability - A+ Massive public protests, and nationwide fear grips the nation, police state implementations. OK Howard, you've done well here to destabilize.

Healthcare - C- What happened to getting rid of bulk billing and Medicare altogether? You know it shits you, stop letting the free-loaders, who pay taxes and aren't really free-loaders, getting a non-free ride and let them rot in the waiting room or whatever it is you want them to do.

Culture - C+ Where is the attack on the arts? C'mon son, where are your priorities?

Environment - B- Pretty fucked up, but could be fucked more.

Education - D+ Why do we have free education? We can't go down the list of cities people want to live in without further Liberal Party ideals being thrust upon us - nice work with the with-holding states funding. Oh, and VSU, slip Barnaby a bone or something, those Nationals people ARE your lap dogs aren't they?

Infrastructure - A- The phones don't even run on time. Wait, that doesn't make sense.

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If God made us in his image - are we to scale, and if not - is it HO scale? Or million:1?

And if we are born with defects, does that point to the fallibility of God?

If we are born with a pre-disposition for violence and cruelty, made in His image, what does that make him? What does that make US if we manage to calm primitive urges? Better than God?

Parents always want a better life for their children, and are happy when they excel in areas they can't or are better people than they had the chance to be - is God an arsehole, and is he impressed and a bit teary when we turn out all nice and caring despite his shitty genes?

If you go through the Bible and change all references to deities to Mother Nature, would it change the meaning?

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I love these quiz things, sometimes they actually say things...

You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion. agnosticism 75% Paganism 75% Buddhism 67% atheism 67% Christianity 67% Islam 63% Satanism 58% Hinduism 42% Judaism 42% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Green. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> Green 100% Anarchism 92% Democrat 92% Socialist 58% Communism 50% Republican 17% Nazi 0% Fascism 0% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com

NOTE: How far removed a Communist is from a Green, etc.

ALSO NOTE: 100% Green, at least I got it right eh? No wonder I'm so happy with my choice.

Link for religion finder here.
Link for political quiz here. Cut and pasted the code, not sure why it linked back to blogger.