*cssht*
*cssht*
This is Alpha Australis, does anyone copy, over?
*cssht*
Repeat, this is uh.. Alpha Australis, does anyone copy, over?
*click pop*
If anyone gets this - this is Alpha Australis calling from a small Pacific nation.
Request assistance, lunatics taken over asylum, over.
*cssht*
Nation drugged into apathy, retarded by extended working hours, brainwashed by mind-numbing media, over.
*chshst*
Please, anyone. Populance walking zombies of ignorance, neo-conservative fruitloops running the shop, over. Some conscious people, only a minority, numbers overwhelmed by stupidity, police state, over.
*click*
Copy that Alpha Austrlis, this is UN Democracy-Rescue flagship Endeavour, we are bearing in on your signal now.
*cssh*
Oh thank sweet fuck for that.
*cshst*
Thank sweet fuck indeed, Australis. Request round up conscious and help unload and distribute anti-anti-depressant drugs, unbiased newspapers that contain news, and your Bill of Rights.
*chssht*
(Yes, I worry about me too.)
posted by Larry Bonewend @ 10:58 pm
6 comments
6 Comments:
I'm first in the queue to help man. Even if I do look like a fat hairy cherub - of peace !
Larry: "Mikey, wake up, the UN is here now, everythings going to be OK. Damn it man, he's not responding.. He just keeps rocking back and forth in the foetal position mumbling about Stanhope!"
UN: "Here, give him this - it's an injection of pure Logic."
*injects*
Mikey: "Hey, what happened? Where am I? The last thing I remember was leaving the Democrats, then.. Wait, who the hell are you people and dude, where is my country?"
Do a Google on:
WorkPlaceChoices
And laugh.
I love the google thing. Good on you.
I'd do a search on self-righteous left wing tosser, but I'm afraid that my blog would come up first.
Actually, do a search of
self-righteous left wing tosser
and look at the second result - man that's even funnier!
I'm assuming you are referring to the Andrew Bolt forum. It now comes up first!
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