I URGE AFFECTION

Well it appears disaffection is on the way out, so we are left with no choice.

I urge affection towards the Government of the Commonwealth - that's right - affection.

Write a love letter to your local minister, don't forget the perfume and kiss-marks.

Blow kisses to them, or do that quick-lip-pucker, especially if you are of the same gender.

Mount your local member (HA!) - their leg, torso, parliamentary vehicle, whatever - it's about a show of affection.

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So if showing affection provides you an erection before the next election,

fuck it - I urge disaffection, this is gay.