Wednesday, November 16, 2005

G+(O * 30)+AL

Finally, Australia gets the chance to fail miserably at the World Cup, rather than fail miserably at qualifying for it!!!!!!

When a goal is scored, it's not so much excitement for the team, it's the thrill you receive when something FINALLY HAPPENS in the game. What a sport.



On a completely unrelated note, soccer players have opened up emergency wards in local hospitals, with a novel approach to patient care. As each patient arrives, writhing in pain, the doctor's simply present a yellow card, or ignore the patient altogether. This results in a miraculous instant cure, much the same as "football" players themselves experience several times during an important game.

2 Comments:

At 11:02 pm, November 17, 2005, Blogger Mikey_Capital said...

Are you suggesting that some players fake the extent of their injuries???

For shame.

Hey, where was that delightful scamp Peter Hoare. I was expecting him to pop up at any second !

 
At 12:00 pm, November 18, 2005, Blogger Sarah said...

Lol... I love how they cop a knee in their thigh and fall to the ground clutching their face, peeking through the fingers to see if they've convinced the ref.

 

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