D'oh x 2

So this intelligent design guy goes to heaven...

Wow, hey God. Good work on the designing intelligently.
Thanks
Say, there's something I've always wondered. Why did you design diseases? And why war, famine, hatred, etc?
I only made one mistake in my intelligent designing.
Well, I guess that must be diseases like cancer and AIDS.
No. I designed a brilliant, abundant, and easily accessible cure for those and many other diseases.
Goodness! Where?
In the meat of the Dodo.
Oh.
Seems the only thing I fucked up was intelligently designing people.