Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Post-mortem salvation.

I saw a bumper stick whilst on my travels today: JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS.

And you know, it really made me think... If I am a good and don't sin - then Jesus died for no reason, and my lack of vice makes the vanity of His death all the more pointless. Fuck that, no man or God-Man should die pointlessly if it can be helped - so let's stop all wars, and start sinning. It's the only way. Peace and pre-marital sex for all!

But why did Jesus really die?
To put it simply, because He claimed to be the Messiah, and it was pretty much against the law, and He got the old capital punishment.

Therefore, what would have avoided Jesus' murder?

THINGS THAT WE NEED TO IMPLEMENT UNIVERSALLY IN ORDER TO PREVENT JESUS DYING AGAIN:
No capital punishment.
Religious tolerance and anti-vilification.
Secular government.
No over-zealous sedition laws.

It's a good thing for Jesus we have all moved on with those! Aha.. *sigh*

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty suspect of middle Eastern appearance"
"If Amnesty International had had it's way, Jesus would walk the Earth today!"

9 Comments:

At 9:55 pm, July 05, 2006, Blogger Mikey_Capital said...

Are the last two available as Watermelon Rant bumper stickers?

I'd buy those in a flash!

 
At 4:35 pm, July 07, 2006, Blogger Larry Bonewend said...

Yeah I like the last one... because - it's just so damn true.

Amnesty International would have reported Jesus' death as a crime against humanity.

 
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