Green Tips That Should Not Be

You can greatly reduce your greenhouse gas emissions by living at work instead of driving back and forth each day.

The Chinese are many green-miles ahead of the West in work-residences. The average Australian can save 100 bazillion tonnes of greenhouse gasses (68 galigo-pints* of carbon) by living on site.

There are many ways to do this:
* sleep in your car
* camp on the pavement
* purchase a van/shaggin'-wag'n/Sandman/caravan - for all the comforts of the home you're neglecting.

No more traffic jams! No more nagging wife and kids! No more playing victim to the oil cartels! Sacrifice your family life to help save the planet.

Save the world. Stay at work.

Brought to you by The Institute For Exploiting Climate Change Concern to Make Great Profit Benefit in Race to the Bottom.

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* This is a bit of a piss-take on the 'you can save n tonnes of greenhouse gasses' point being thrown around - NEWSFLASH - we are not going to be shocked by the weight of an invisible gas. Stick with a quantity of black-balloons or something.