Green and golden showers.

In an effort to deal with the effects of climate change without putting effort towards preventing it, the CSIRO has received government funding into kidney research.

Human kidneys will be genetically engineered to adjust the filtration process. Only potable water will be delivered to the bladder, making urine safe for the garden, safe for the laundry, and safe for human consumption.

“I think once the public get over the yuk-factor, there will be a high uptake on GE kidney replacements” claims the CSIRO director. “Golden showers will become crystal clear showers – and unlike traditional methods of hygiene, there is no need to warm the water.”