God Hates Urethral Penetration

I can't seem to embed the clip, so here is the YouTube link.

My thoughts on the matter:

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination" King James.

So, the sin seems to be: Don't "lie" (Bible-speak for fuck) men the same way as women.

It is, ultimately, sound advice.

If you fuck women by penetrating their gender-organ (vagina in this case) with your penis, then you shouldn't penetrate a man's gender-organ with your penis. Realistically, this is just common sense - the urethral opening of (and I think it's safe to say) ALL penii aren't really cut out for penetration. There aren't even any photos of such a thing on the internet. (Don't correct me if I'm wrong, I'll live in ignorance if that's OK.)

Technically speaking, the female urethra doesn't get any action anyway, so the whole point is void anyway.

The only other interpretation is that you shouldn't use the anus of women if you are going to use the anus of men. Probably sound advice, and it shouldn't impact on too many of us. Another meaning could be that you shouldn't use the same technique on men as women, but I think even pick-up lines show that to be common sense too.

The moral is simple - do men differently than women, and God is cool with it. I mean, if He really cared, surely He would have been a bit more specific.