Conclusive proof of the climate change myth

Something remarkable happened today in Melbourne, something meteorological.

Today is the day, that will go down in history, as THE day, the sole and single unique turning point in history, that the weather.... did not... break any record.

Sure it got close, but it didn't surpass ALL historical records. There was another, warmer October day, in 1914.

Sure the CFA and SES are being rushed off their feet trying to rescue people from fire and other 100km/h wind-enduced mini-disasters, but IT HAS BEEN WORSE BEFORE ONCE.

And last night is another exception. It, too, did not break any records - it was only the THIRD WARMEST NIGHT in early October in 150 years.

People, there you have it. Conclusive proof that climate change is a complete myth, because the number of exceptional weather anomalies is slightly lower than it was yesterday.

Check out how the socialist-Fairfax Age headlines it:
Melbourne heat almost breaks record

ALMOST? ALMOST?! Complete rubbish. Almost means didn't. Don't let these eco-Nazis control your thoughts! You'll probably find yourself thinking "wow, another (almost) weather record, I am noticing a pattern forming here, a pattern predicted by science and Lefties, perhaps they're right" - NO! Stop quick! That's dangerous thinking, and it's just what they want you to believe. They control all the scientists, apart from the poor few who can only stand up to their control with the kind help of energy corporations.

Notice how pro-climate change scientists only ever complain about being censored - imagine how the anti-climate change scientists feel - they're so heavily silenced and fearful you never hear them!

These left-wing eco-terrorists control the world, your world, and will stop at nothing to make sure you are afraid, using FEAR TACTICS to SCARE you with FAKE CLIMATE CHANGE WARNINGS! Be very afraid - of their fear tactics.