What the grandkids will learn in history class.

USA: Yeehaw, we're gonna invade Iraq, they got WMD's.
IRAQ: No we don't.
USA: Sure ya do.
UN: Uh, where dude, I don't see any.
USA: I'll show ya, come on, let's go who's with me?
WORLD: We know why you want to go there, and it ain't WMD's, no war.
USA: Screw you Frenchies, who wid' me?
UN: I'm out.
ENGLAND: Sure, why not.
AUSTRALIA: Me too, me too!
USA: FOR JESUS!
TERRORISTS: FOR ALLAH!
WORLD: FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
*war*
USA: Dang these nucular weapons are hard to find.
NORTH KOREA: I have nucrear weapons!
CHINA: Dude, shut up.
USA: This isn't about nukes, this is about fighting terror.
NORTH KOREA: But we are really big terrorists, just ask Japan.
JAPAN: ARRGGGGHHH!!!!
NORTH KOREA: See?
USA: Sorry, you are Asian, real terrorists are Middle Eastern, it wouldn't fly in the polls.
NORTH KOREA: I'm so ronery.
*more war*
USA: Mission Accomplished.
*more war*
USA: Got Saddam.
*more war*
SADDAM: More corn chips! Less froot loops!
*more war*
USA: Man, this war sucks, where are those dang WMD's.
NORTH KOREA: I have WMD's.
CHINA: I… I'm not with these guys… really.
USA: Shut up North Korea nobody likes you.
NORTH KOREA: *fumes*
*war*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SOUTH KOREA: Oh, WTF.
JAPAN: ARRGGGGHHH!!!!
USA: Heeey, gratz on joining the mile-high-mushroom-cloud-club!
WORLD: Fuck.

Was it just a bunch of dynamite?

Was it a brilliant idea to let a rogue state maintain a reactor and plutonium reprocessing plant, then let it reprocess spent fuel rods, announce it has nuclear weapons, then test nuclear weapons, without maybe doing something about it?

Is my dick in the wind, or have all the Allies got theirs flapping about too?

How much oil do they have?

Do they want uranium, 'cause I know this bloke…

(Actually, he's the PM)

Are we looking at this in a negative light? I mean, their nuclear reactor is really helping climate change, and the spent rods are being put to a good use rather than being disposed of…