Clean Filth

Recent scientific developments have resulted in some remarkable achievements.

Clean-Filth - a device has been designed that will convert the filth in the home into Clean-Filth, rather than simply cleaning the house itself.

Ice-Lite - a low calorie and slightly-reduced-methamphetamine drug, which should make it entirely legal and incredibly safe to be used even by children, and those operating heavy machinery.

Dehydrated Water - sure to solve the water crisis, an empty satchel can be poured into your water tank that will adjust the quantity of water to approximately 100%.

Major-Cop-Out - a technique developed by the All Change Is Inherently Evil Institute, that encourages the continuation of the status quo (such as safeguarding jobs for the sole purpose of maintaining votes), regardless of impending environmental consequences, etc.

Idiot-Free Politics - both major parties disband.

Clean-Coal: Rudd proposes clean-coal fund.

It's uncanny!