US Midterms. 100% Victory to Republicrats.

Stunning results in the 2006 US midterm elections, with the ruling Republicrats (whose logo consists of a hybrid donkey-elephant, commonly considered to be a reference to the horrors of stem cell research) reaching an astounding 100% of seats in both houses. There were two independent wins in the Senate: Joseph Lieberman (sitting as Democrat), and Bernie Sanders (whose loyalties lie somewhere between being a Democrat, and figuratively playing one on TV)

Members from the Libertarian, Green, Independence, Working Families, Constitution and Reform parties, have each applauded the results. "The shifting of between 0 to 0 seats to minor parties really highlights just how a real democracy should work for those folk out there in world-land."

One of the few electoral results on par with this level of freedom would be in Iraq, when Saddam Hussein won an impressive 100% of the vote in 2002, improving on his previous result of 99.96% in 1995.

The spread of freedom (style: US) to Iraq is universally considered a failure, after the 2005 election resulted in seats being won by 12 parties, instead of two. Many consider a lack of fraud and a politically aware/sober population are to blame for the unusual widely distributed voting pattern.

A spokesman for the minor (or as they call themselves 'non') parties had this to say: "Bush has failed in Iraq. In America, when you support a war, you vote for the guy who is pro-war. When you are against a war, you vote for the other guy, who is also pro-war, not for some guy who's anti-war, that'd be a third guy. Or forth guy. Which is just stupid, there's only two guys, two teams, it's called democracy. From the Greek demos, "two guys," and kratos, "rule"). Any more than two and it's some kind of dictatorship or something."