Water water nowhere

Less than 30%!!

We knocked our Melbourne water storages down below 30%. Congratulations everyone! I’d like to thank the excessive gardeners, especially you over-waterers – couldn’t have done it without you. Urine flushers? Where are you? Prop’s che, you helped make this milestone a possibility. Obsessive compulsives, hygiene and body odour nutters, industry, sporting associations – I couldn’t possibly list them all, but well done. It’s a great day.

But our Great Work is not yet done. Today it has, strangely, rained heavily directly into the catchments. So keep on wasting!